Friday Funny Quotes Biography
From Denny: Need a little weekend inspiration? Bored in your corporate cubicle? Your mind wandering far, far away from work because your body can't wait to leave?
These funny, and sometimes downright wicked, quotes should get you through the last remaining hours before the weekend officially starts.
Check out the silly Friday song by Rebecca Black. So far it's been viewed over 21 million times. Now that's a lot of bored folks out in the virtual work world with too much time on their hands.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. - Noel Coward
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. - Chuck Palahniuk
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. - John Shirley
There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting. - George Carlin
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. - Richard Nelson Bolles
Wagner was a monster. He was anti-Semitic on Mondays and vegetarian on Tuesdays. On Wednesday he was in favor of annexing Newfoundland. On Thursday he wanted to sink Venice and on Friday he wanted to blow up the Pope. - Tony Palmer
I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent. - Ann Diehl
Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do. - Richard Nelson Bolles
Fridays are not 'pants optional.' - Nancy Cartwright
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman
People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to 'The Art of Happiness' by the Dalai Lama. - Carmen Electra
Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night. - Jim Mitchell
A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song. - Coach Lou Holtz
Worrying ain't a waste of time! If you never want things to happen, start worrying about them, success rate 90%! :P
Hmmm… Who should I stalk on Facebook now? :)
The funniest thing keeps happening to me on Fridays…I miss place my energy when the sun comes up and I always seem to find it when the sun goes down…I think I have it all backwards…Friday is funny! LOL!
Friday's child is loving and giving. - Anonymous
I'm not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I'm a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all! - Lindsay Lohan
I'm working 2 days a week right now, narration usually on Wed., and host on camera on Friday. - Robert Stack
If it comes back, I think that Friday night is not a good night to be on. - Amber Tamblyn
Friday should be a day that means you are nearing the end of a satisfying week and look forward to the weekend as simply a time to enjoy other activities but not as a method of mental escape. - Byron Pulsifer
Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm. - Byron Pulsifer
Finally, I will get the time to think of a password for my computer other than "password". hahaha. :P
It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday. - American Proverb
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. - Anonymous
The scale and I are finally at peace with each other by the end of the week and it has nothing to do with food. - Anonymous
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday. - Anonymous
Joey: You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas. - TV show "Friends"
Though I have the desire and goal for sweeping and vacuuming the floors, it would require me to clean up everything on the floor first. - Anonymous
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. - Ogden Nash
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil. - Paul Getty, oil billionaire
There aren’t enough days in the weekend. - Rod Schmidt
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. - Bill Waterson
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